Stormy Daniels Blog

More Trolling Of The Twitter Trolls

The trolls on Twitter just keep coming...

Tweet: A whores gotta whore. BTW whores tend to lie.
My Reply: And trolls gotta troll. But yes, whores do lie...on their backs. But sometimes we kneel. Or bend over.

Tweet: Yeah anything to cash in on stupid leftists who hate Trump huh miss Snowflake @StormyDaniels aka the bitch who seeks to ruin our country
My Reply: I'm offenSIVE not offended so definitely not a "snowflake". Haha!

Tweet: Stormy Daniels...fake boobs....fake news!
My Reply: Actually it's Fake Boobs > Fake News. I even made t-shirts to prove it. Lol Want one? Haha

I'll Be Hosting The 2019 XBIZ Awards

Stormy Daniels to Host 2019 XBIZ Awards Show

LOS ANGELES - Call them mistresses. Call them courtesans. Call them harlots, temptresses or concubines. For thousands of years, they have commanded the attention of society's every echelon, from the backwater bordellos of farmland peasantry to the opulent bedchambers of emperors and the glittering screens of cyberspace travelers.

They are biblical, these demi-goddesses. They are history-makers, these scarlet women. They are, in the eyes of many, the most alluring creatures on the planet, capable of conjuring the greatest ecstasies known to mortal man, wrought from an orgasmic crucible that births life itself.

And who else but Stormy Daniels in all of adult entertainment can claim the mantle of international mega stardom? Who else would Penthouse magazine dare name Penthouse Pet of the Century?

Who else would XBIZ name host of its crown jewel event?

"I'm so thrilled to be hosting our industry's biggest night!" Daniels enthused. "It is such a huge honor and I'm already brainstorming ways to make the show extra amazing. I am so incredibly grateful for the opportunity."

With hundreds of scenes as a performer and nearly 100 movies to her name as a director, Daniels knows the value of a compelling narrative, especially when paired with buxom blondes, bodacious brunettes and petite spinners of every stripe.

Riding high from her early days as an exotic dancer, she forged a vibrant persona inspired partly by Mötley Crüe (bassist Nikki Sixx's daughter Storm) and Daniels' own Louisiana roots - she saw a Jack Daniels ad hailing it as "a Southern favorite," and decided she too would become such a Daniels.

What may surprise many is that she began identifying as a Republican in 2010, announcing her intent to challenge incumbent Louisiana Sen. David Vitter for his seat. Renouncing her previous Democratic leanings at the time, Daniels stated the economic principles of Republicans were more in keeping with her libertarian values.

Such a complicated woman, of such sophisticated and beautifully savage predilections, is certainly a force to be reckoned with, belonging to no one but Digital Playground now, with whom she signed an exclusive deal after a decade-plus of contract directing for another famed studio. Over the years, her cinematic flair and complex storylines have netted Daniels dozens of awards and nominations, like Director of the Year for "Wanted," which went on to sweep a great many categories in 2016.

And, her extraordinary allure crosses beyond adult entertainment, from appearing on mainstream fare like HBO's "Real Sex," FX's "Dirt," Maroon 5's music video for "Wake Up Call" and comedy films like "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" and "Knocked Up," to winning numerous blue ribbons in equestrian competitions.

Now, she shall electrify the 2019 XBIZ Awards with such a cyclone of celebrity carnage that all eyes will be transfixed upon what is sure to be a historic night.

And while her legal skirmishes with President Trump's "fixer" Michael Cohen may ultimately imperil the embattled lawyer more than the commander in chief, it has certainly triggered a national debate in the field of law, with precedent-making impact. It has also, undoubtedly, made her the most famous adult film star of all time.

The XBIZ Awards is the grand finale of the annual XBIZ trade show in Los Angeles, honoring the very best in the business of sex across movie production, digital media, pleasure products and retail.

Alejandro Freixes - XBIZ News

I've Got Big News!

My big news is...I am on the cover of the next issue of Penthouse and I was just named PET OF THE CENTURY!! Check out my pics when the magazine hits stands on May 8th!

More Twitter Fun

My Twitter is just so much fun!!

Tweet: Who’d sleep with that washed up dirty, sloppy looking Porn “Star”? @StormyDaniels Madam, if you really need money that badly, start a #GoFundMe page.
My Reply: Would you like the list in alphabetical or chronological order? And I guarantee you that I do not "need money" but feel free to tip generously while you stalk my site. Xoxo

My Reply: I'm sorry you walked in on your mom at work. She should've been honest with you....then maybe you wouldn't lash out with silly death threats.

Tweet: I don't think I've ever seen anyone take her 15 minutes of fame and run with it for the endzone as @StormyDaniels has. This is a lady who knows how to score.
My Reply: Well..."scoring" is basically my job description.

Tweet: @StormyDaniels Damn girl, don't you know this is all your fault. You got Trump naked, you inserted his dick into you, you made him text you, you made him pay you off, it's all YOU girl (I hope you detected the sarcasm)
My Reply: Ok. Ok. Fine! I admit it. My pussy is a Sith Lord.

Tweet: Oh great. 'Sith Lord' will now be tattoo of the week.
My Reply: Well...shit. I can a already guess the unfortunate placement of these tats on well meaning 19 year old strippers everywhere.

Tweet: Lol, can I stick my lightsaber in Uranus?
My Reply: Well played.

Tweet: Any droids in there?
My Reply: Not the one you're looking for.

Tweet: I think you give up your #MeToo card when you are a porn star #stormy daniels
My Reply: You are implying that women with certain jobs cannot be assaulted. This is a disgusting and terrifying thought process. For the record, I have stated numerous times that I am not claiming a "#metoo card" but I see you are definitely flying your asshat flag.

Tweet: What an example you set for your kid! Mother of the year !
My Reply: Thanks soooo much! Do I get a trophy or gift card or something?

Tweet: She's not lying. What she does with her body is none of your business. If it bothers you, unfollow her and block her.
My Reply: But...then how will he feel better about himself?

Tweet: Stormy, I will check out your exclusive content if you can answer this for me. How in the world were you able to tell Donald Trump he was good without laughing in his face? Lol
My Reply: You don't actually think I stooped THAT low, do you? My acting isn't nearly good enough to pull off such a feat.

Tweet: Let's see here according to you you went to his room knowing he was married/baby he took off his clothes so what's a girl to do ,you didn't want to but let's get this FK over you weren't attracted to him/yuck and took the money , so that makes you................. ??
My Reply: Compensated. (Except he did NOT give me money)

Tweet: Just Keep Calm ?? #BlabOnStormy #TheResistance support you & your tits! Keep doing you& ignore whomever has something to say about your actions!
My Reply: Hope you're wearing an adequate back brace. Thunder & Lightning can't afford another frivolous lawsuit.

Tweet: Stormy Daniels isn’t even that hot. ???????
My Reply: Totally agree. Luckily a lot of people disagree with us.

Tweet: Who even asked your opinion?
My Reply: You just did.